- I love how so many of us characterize Hans as being this calculating mastermind when he was legit winging it the entire film
- Hans: Aw yeah, ran into the princess, shit this is gonna be easier than I thought. Time to use her to get to Queen Els...yeah, that's not gonna work, okay, woo Anna instead no biggie they're like practically the same
- Hans: YOU WANT ME TO EAT KRUMKAKE I'LL EAT LIKE FIFTY SOCK SLIDING YOU GOT IT SANDWICHES YEP SURE ANYTHING YOU SAY ANNA
- Hans: good thing she accepted my proposal that would have been one hell of an awkward silence
- Hans: Wait, what, no Anna you can't go after the crazy ice queen, you're my MEAL TICKET DON'T GO...wait you're leaving me in charge? never mind PEACE OUT ANNA I PACKED YOU A SANDWICH
- Hans: Anna's horse just came back ALONE fuck I still need to marry her uhmmmmm WHO'S GONNA HELP ME FIND MY MEAL TICKET I mean fiancee
- Hans: swords work on snow right I fucking hope so
- Hans: HOW AM I GONNA TAKE OUT ELSA WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING
- Hans: good thing crossbow dude was here, I knew you had my back, man
- Hans: Heyyyyyyy Elsa, you wanna stop the winter...? No? Shit okay hold on let me think of something you just stay here okay definitely don't try to escape
- Hans: "Anna is...dead." ...man I sure hope Anna's dead
- Hans: god dAMNIT ANNA
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
What are you boys playing?
grown up baby Emma Swan
me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight*
me: *finishes book and doesn’t read again for six months*
*reads one chapter of a book and gets tired*
*puts book down*
*’accidentally’ reads 8 consecutive hours worth of fanfiction*
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Please reblog this.
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
this is the fucking brilliantest thing ever to exist. reblog a million times. send to adam and eddy. do it now.
A brief description using some familiar characters about how no one is ever, ever “asking for it”.
SO GOODTHANK YOU
*REBLOGS SO HARD I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING*
I’ve reblogged this before and lost followers for it. So fuck you, I’m reblogging it again.
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
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